so you wanna be a dj?

Petrov wants to be a dj. However, due to his affinity towards electronics, mp3s, and small budget, he would prefer to be a digital dj.

well why the hell not?

because petrov has yet to find anyone in the dc metropolitan area willing to teach such lessons. how is this possible? petrov doesn't know, but he's sure someone does. please contact petrov if you have further information on this topic in the dc area.