the make out

so you are going to a concert/show with your significant other to enjoy some fine tunes. awesome! in fact that is among the top requirements in petrov's book for finding a significant other. but my little friends, there are strict limits. a kiss lasting for less than 3 seconds a maximum of once per hour is about all anyone wants to see when forced to stand too incredibly close to you during a sold out concert. nobody needs to know the song that just started is significant to your relationship via you putting your tongue down someone's throat for the entire song.

of the last four concerts petrov has attended he has been forced to watch people make out in front of him. the most recent was saturday evening at the Thievery Corp/Manu Chao concert. some girl in what appeared to be dirty fake jean material shorts that were equivalent to no more than a square-cut speedo in size decided to spend a significant amount of time making out with her boy. bless her heart for finding a man, but petrov neither wants watch that shite while trying to look over her to see the main act, the band, nor does petrov want to watch her boyfriend grab her dirty fake jean shorts that showed off way too much ass.

well, if you were offended by this blog entry guess what? you should probably a) watch the video below and b) go here to see other things you shouldn't do at a concert.