iphone

ok, so petrov is a technology whore. so? well today the iphone goes on sale to the masses. and we certainly do mean mass(es). petrov is all for new fangled technologies, but he remains unconvinced of the whole camping out bit that numerous individuals have taken to since monday. this man pictured to the left little friends, is the first person to get in line anywhere to purchase an iphone. who still wants an iphone so they can be just like this guy?

petov has decided to wait for the second generation iphone for three primary reasons:
1) the internet service on the iphone makes fencepost racing sound like nascar (its slower than dialup... prepare to wait 2full minutes for the yahoo homepage to download).
2) 4/8gb harddrive... really? petrov will keep his 30gb ipod.
3)the headphone jack... apparently the iphone requires an adapter to use your own earphones. are you kidding? the thing is meant to play music and you have to have an adapter? we all know that adapters sticking high and dry out of a gadget is just asking for trouble.

therefore petrov believes its best to wait for iphone2.0 or the new touchscreen ipods built on OSX.